" It's not everyday that The Captain Razorshard makes it his responsibility to look after his crew while on their Shore Leave. But then again, there is really no better time than to open the latches, part the bay doors, and arm the torpedoes to breach the aft section of an suspecting or welcoming victim. Just know that the Captain strongly believes in hedonism when it comes to a night filled with rough grunts, cigar smoke, and the moans of a distressed prey."
-Nautica Pirate Crew Member Triglav
