"Visiting Veloo? You should definitely go to Sea Dogs' Folly. They know how to throw a party, especially the night life party if you're into those."
"A diplomatic trip to Veloo? You're joking right? No one goes to Veloo for official business, you must be going because of the Sea Dogs' Folly club. One of the best cocktails and mocktails around, and the best dishes if you want to sample the local cuisines."
"What? You never heard about Sea Dogs' Folly? You're missing out! When you get to that club, do yourself a favor and tip the derekonian bartender. He's named Ishmael and he's got these two really long braids. You can't miss him."
"You're headed to the Sea Dogs' Folly? Hey, take it from me, a guy samples the best dishes in this port city: Find the Chocolate Casanova. He's a derekonian with two really long braids, tip him generously when he serves you a drink or a dish and he might give you a round on the house if you know what I mean."
So... I visited that port city Veloo. I found a rather modest gentleman's club. Not that many girls dancing for the customers... but when you ever get a chance to visit the club, tip the guy with the braids with whatever you'd spend for their most expensive dish. He'll pay you back ten fold.
A night with the Chocolate Casanova is a night you won't forget.
